PMS

"She goes to lunch with me. Orders the biggest burger and fries I've seen. Asks for tobasco sauce. A new bottle arrives. Continues to pour tobasco sauce all over the french fries and the bun. Then puts it on each bite she takes. Then orders a cheesecake and a cup of coffee. Finishes that. Orders another cheesecake. Finishes that. And I'm sitting there the whole time wondering what the hell is wrong with her. By this time there's 1/3 left in the bottle. The waiter takes the bottle away asking if she swam in the tobasco sauce."
--Friend--