Romancing the Stone

Used to watch this movie with Mari when we were kids and never got sick of it. Its been on TV all this week, and I still am not sick of it. I love this movie. One of my all-time favorites. I want to have an adventure like Joan Wilder who finds her Jack.

Tried

"This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something."
--Eat Pray Love--

Shawn

Happpppy Burrrrrrrrthdayyy tooo youuuuuuuuuu
Happppy Burrrrrthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Happpppy Burrrrrrrrrrthdayyyy dear Shawn, the best brother in the wurrrrrrld
Happpppy Burrrrrrrrrthdayyyyyyyyy toooo youuuuuu

"Okay, so I just saw an Ashwariya Rai movie with granny and alice tonight...forgot the name. But I have come to the conclusion that she is a horrible actress...and all she does is cry throughout every movie shes in.

I mean honestly, when the director gives her the script...it goes like this:

Scene 1: CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY WALK OVER HERE AND LOOK PRETTY ...CRY CRY CRY

Scene 2: Act happy for two seconds and then CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY...walk over to point B and look into the camera to act as though you're pretty...and then proceed to CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY

Scene 3: Look once more into the camera because most naive indian/pakistani people think you poop rainbows and burp Gucci perfume...and then continue doing what you do best! ...yes you got it Ms. Rai ....CRY CRY CRY CRY BAWWWWWWWWW CRY CRY CRY TEARFUL EYES, RED EYES.

Seriously."

--Shawn--

Lunch

I asked my Mom to mail me a copy of paperwork I needed. It arrived today and the envelope contained what I needed with a HORRIBLE picture of me when I was a sophomore in HS. I was horrified to see it...but that's not the point.

My favorite part of the envelope?

Money for lunch with a not that said, "Money for lunch. Love, Ma"

I love getting mail from my mother, only for that reason. I'm more excited about finding that 10 or 20 dollar bill with her note than what she mailed me.

I love my mother. She's the best mother on this planet.

A Rack! (And I'm not talking about the country)

Josh: OH MY GAWD..your boobs look AMAZING!
Me: Why thank you darling. Isn't warmer weather great? I love it. I can't wait to wear skirts and tank tops and look like a girl again!
Me: *sings* BOOOOOBS GLORIOUS BOOOOOBS FABULOUS BOOOOOOBS!
Josh: Speaking of boobs...I really miss Yoomie.