Spoiled Spoiled Spoiled Washingtonians

Ali: *blink* *blink*
Me: What?
Ali: How do we get to the hotel? It's an hour from the airport and there's no shuttle.
Me: Uhhhhhh. Taxi? That will be a lot for an hours' drive though...we can rent a car...
Ali: hmmmm. No metro here either eh?
Me: Yea, I miss the metro right now.
Ali: *blink blink* *silence* *crickets chirp* *looking around*
Me: *blink blink* *silence* *crickets chirp* *looking around*
Me: For God's sake! Lets stop acting like we've landed on another planet!