who needs to write 40 pages when you can say it in a sentence?

Allow me to break down the heinous-wretched research papers:

Is Democracy Possible in Islam? By Nefertiti
"Yes, but they hate it even more when it's America's idea. The End."

U.S. Foreign Policy and Human Rights Issues in China: By Nefertiti
"Economic gains outweigh human rights issues in China. The End."

U.S.-China Security: By Angie
"They're so economically involved it's almost impossible that they'll nuke each other. The End."

Risk Analysis: By Scott
"One day, we all will eventually die. The End

Kiss my Ass AU.