"I Dance Only For Yoomie Tonight."

Me: Sorry about hitting you in the face with my ass and belt.
Yoomie: How many times will I be able to say that my face was almost taken off by a woman's hip. What was that guy asking you?
Me: Why I wasn't wearing the belt later on in the night.
Yoomie: What did you say?
Me: I only dance when Yoomie tells me to. I dance only for Yoomie.
Yoomie: OH SNAP!