Nothing Is...

more annoying, stupid and unattractive than a man who is insecure in his relationship and thinks that every time his girlfriend even speaks to another male species, his manhood is threatened. Grow up! And she needs to stop kissing his ass and explaining herself and chasing him because of his emotional blackmail.

"Hang up that damn phone and tell him to get back to you after he's seen a therapist for his insecurity issues. Stop babysitting him."
--Me, to her last night--