Shopping with Rubina

Me: I'm going to return all this stuff tomorrow. *says with resolve*
Her: No you won't. *says with unwavering surity*
Me: No seriously, I'm going to go do it. *strengthens resolve in voice*
Her: No you won't. *smiles smugly*
Me: I am. *insists*
Her: No you won't *even bland tones*
Me: *ponders a moment* But I do look fucking fabulous in this stuff.
Her: Yeah, you do. *shakes head in agreement, still smug*
Me: *Glares at her* I hate you.
Her: *giggles*
Me: *grimaces*