God Help Him On Our Wedding Day

Sabila: Oh Sash! One day we'll find the perfect guy ourselves, and he will be perfect and we both will call each other to share the good news that we're getting married. *sigh*
Me: Wanna know what I'm going to do on my wedding day?
Sabila: What?
Me: I'm going to make my entrance as the beautiful bride. I'll walk up to my husband-to-be and I'll smile at him and I'll give him a loving look...
Sabila: Uh huh...
Me: ...and then I'm gonna slap him so hard across the face that his head will spin and I'll ask: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY HOMING PIGEONS I HAD TO SEND TO FIND YOU? ITS ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME!
Sabila: *doubles over laughing*