Gotta Love Her!

Me: I have to go to an Asian American Journalist Association get together tonight, wanna come with me?
Her: Why are you a part of that...you're not Asian.
Me: Yes I am.
Her: You are?
Me: Uhhh babe...when I check that box, I put Asian...
Her: But you're...
Me: I'm from the Asian continent...Grandpa's Mongolian..Afghani...Pakistan..hellloooo.
Her: Ohhh yeaaaaaaaaa.