Motherhood: According to Tom

WrOngdOerZ: i think i'm feeling down cause i'm selling the car and its just been a crappy day.
HeresUrSign42: aww, i'm sorry honey. you want a raspberry chai? a strawberry milkshake? some nuclear weaponry?
WrOngdOerZ: *pout *

HeresUrSign42: I LOVE YOU! if i wasn't gay i'd propose i swear! well...that's a lie, i can't afford a ring but i'd buy you a strawberry milkshake and a yellow rose.

WrOngdOerZ: josh asked me to have a baby with him. did he tell you that?

HeresUrSign42: awww no fun. well you'd definitely have beautiful babies.

WrOngdOerZ: suddenly i'm the new ovaries experiment...

HeresUrSign42: hahahaha are you serious?
WrOngdOerZ: my facialist said 'it would be interesting experiment to see if you pass your big eyes to your kid" and Josh said 'will you carry my child' and i said 'not if my depo can help it'.

HeresUrSign42: honey, please, you should have my baby, not josh's

HeresUrSign42: huge eyes, but they'd be bright blue like mine

WrOngdOerZ: as long as she/he has my huge eyes with blue

WrOngdOerZ: that's what I was thinking!!!

HeresUrSign42: hahahaha sooo hot

WrOngdOerZ: ok...keep your boys on backup for me...in case no guy has asked me to marry him in 5 years....and i'm ready to be a mom...i'll come seeking your boys. sound good?

HeresUrSign42: lol, of course

WrOngdOerZ: or i'll just pull an angelina and adopt. that way i don't have to ever ruin the figure.

HeresUrSign42: ah, very true. the whole pregnancy thing is so overrated. everyone says its a miracle - thats a lie!

HeresUrSign42: this thing grows inside of you and feeds off of you for 9 months until it comes ripping and tearing out of you covered in goo

HeresUrSign42: miracle my ass! that's no miracle my friend, that is a parasite