I Love You Rubina

Me: I'm not going to go in the water.
Rubina: What? No water? Is it illegal?
Me: No. It's filled with fish.
Rubina: Have you ever gone in the water.
Me: When I was younger. I don't want to do it now.
Rubina: You'd blow up like a fish.
Me: Yes. Then I will be swimming with the fishes. Speaking of, I should pack Benadryl.
Rubina: I do a lot of reading on the beach. I look like a beached whale. A happily beached whale.
Me: Yea, that's what I was thinking.
Rubina: That I probably look like a beached whale?
Me: No. Of reading.
Rubina: I would have to smack you as soon as I saw you tonight if you meant the whale thing.