Friday Night With the Girls

Me: I have a soft pain. This constant pain that comes and goes on my right side. I know what it is. OMG! I'm ovulating!
Rubina: Good Lord Woman! Whatever do you, don't say that out loud when you get inside because no man would talk to you.
Lindsey: She's fertile!

Rubina was driving. I was in the passenger in the front seat. Lindsey was in the back seat. What happened next is hilarious!