Jay and Heather (Continued)

I just got a message from Jay. Heather told him she loved him. I can't help but gloat and be happy that I was Jay's relationship therapist during that time (yea.. i know, you all can stop laughing now)...but it worked. It really really worked! He actually followed my advice and listened to me and it WORKED, and now they are happy and in love, and I'm so glad that I helped with that!

*crickets chirping*

If they don't invite me to the wedding, I'm going to poke their eyes out with a fork.